Michelle wins a pet goldfish from the fair, but things go south when she gives him a bubble bath to keep him clean. I mean, the trauma this child has had to endure in her short lifetime! Sheesh!! It's a good thing she's a licensed therapist... 

Plus, Becky's Nebraskan roots shine through when she teaches the family how to square dance!! To all of our Nebraskan listeners out there — is square dancing a big thing there, or is this storyline an exaggeration?! We need some answers as we dive into this new Full House recap right here on How Rude, Tanneritos!